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Was it Harry Bentley, Jenny Willis, or Lionel Jefferson?
That's two actors for one when Screen Gems returns.
In a time when deep space was still off limits to mankind, Starfleet seems to think that
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They dared to reach for the stars.
This is a foolish mission.
Take your Vulcan cynicism and bury it.
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This is how the Star Trek saga begins.
Enterprise.
Launches Wednesday, September 26th on UPN.
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Do you feel like you might harm your child?
I see her and I don't want to hurt her.
It gets so hard sometimes.
Postpartum depression is tearing families apart.
It's literally like a prison.
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What is it like for you being a family member and seeing her go through this?
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Weekdays at noon on UPN 45, cable 4.
On the next Just Shoot Me, guess who this pretty girl has a crush on?
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The DNA test proved that you are the father.
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Which one of you is pregnant with his baby?
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Character was played by two different actors.
It was Lionel.
When the show began in 1975, Lionel was played by Mike Evans.
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Hi everybody.
Hi Lionel.
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Hi mom, pop.
Mom, pop, Laurence.
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I killed myself.
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Look what she's using to clean that window.
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Do you love me?
Yes.
How much do you love me?
They're a little older.
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Do you know that?
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What could ever happen to us?
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